Why does my resume stink? - Part 1

So here's the first blog of the unplacement resume points that people have written! Have fun! :)

awarded to 3 out of 300 "inmates"
Initiated a plan for utilizing old bicycles of the hostel "inmates"

although students are actually prisoners in the jails called hostels, pls. do not points out that they are inmates to hiring companies. thank you.

OTHER SKILLS: JDBC, Servlets, JSP, SQL, Shell Scripting, Javascript, HTML, VHDL.

Looks like Bhujade had a huge impact on this man's life. Taught an essential life skill!

Won many awards at the shcool level.

Since when did school become so shcool.

Organizer at TechFest 2004 and Mood Indigo 2004

Physically impossible man! But thats not true..you see, this guy has so much organizational talent and enthusiasm in him, he actually stopped preparing for JEE in his 12th std. in january to organize Asia's Biggest Technology Festival. That points he wants to highlight

Highest Goal Scorer in intra hostel football league WooFLe

I really don't have any problem with this name WooFle. Infact, it sounds like a 90s kung foo movie making it all the more glamorous! Sigh... only if he hadn't written hostel football league!

Chaotic Effects and Long Range Dependence in Networks - Ankit Singla, Chinmay Jain and Ashwin Gumaste (IIT Bombay)

Looks like those Chaotic Effects are showing off on poor Gumaste huh! Chinmay and Singla...what have you done to him guys. He has lost a lot of weight since then!

This one is a killer..

How long can a graph be kept planar? - V. Anuradha, Chinmay Jain

Answer: As long as you are in the lab.

This is it for now. More to come soon :)

Lets get the show on the road

I am starting the verification of the resumes of our batch :)

This place will become the repository for all the new and innnovative points on people's resumes :P Should be fun huh!

cya when I cya and hope the snippet is not yours :)